Oh, Christmas Tree…A MsBurb Ode To Spruced-Up Thee…

Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas Tree
How fond I am of your greenery.
Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas Tree
Dom Perignon is well in me.

Not only drunk I am when summer’s here,
I raise a glass to Thee all year,
Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas Tree
How green I am, lying under Thee.
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Empty bottles on your skirt,
The corks long gone, I was such a flirt,
How well your lights they twinkle
How well I sing this Season’s jingle
Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas Tree
How I envy your finery.
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How bedazzling you are there,
Me all aglow in my underwear,
Pink elephants around you I have seen,
Like my boozin’ pal, Charlie Sheen,
Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas Tree
A toast to You and my winery.

Have a Merry Christmas Season, Everyone, and no, I am NOT Politically Correct, you heard me…Merry Christmas!